Club
Kyoro's not here.
Where is he?
I heard he had something to do today.
What do you mean, something to do?
What could be more important than hanging out with us in the club room?
Who knows?
I thought it wouldn't be good to pry into his private life,
so I didn't ask.
You're useless.
Good for nothing.
No good.
Worthless.
I'm sorry.
It's an emergency, Onee-chan!
There's nobody here to drink my tea.
Pour me some.
I'll drink it.
kurasunai hierarukii
クラス内ヒエラルキー
The hierarchy in class.
sou dare ga kimeta wake de mo naku
そう 誰が決めたわけでもなく
It's not like anybody decided it,
itsunomanika tsukuriagerareru
いつの間にか 作り上げられる
it was set up before we realised.
ichigun, nigun, sangun
1軍・2軍・3軍
Upper, middle and lower tiers.
subete ni oite chuu no ge kara chuu no jou
全てにおいて中の下から中の上
Overall, we're from the lower-middle to upper-middle,
mousou shakai de mainichi waakyaa
妄想社会で毎日わーきゃー
living each day in this delusional social structure.
ichigun ni naritai wake de mo nai sonna watashitachi wa
1軍になりたいわけでもない そんな私達は
We've decided that we really don't want to become top-tier,
nigun no fantajisutaa de aru
2軍のファンタジスタアである
we're middle-tier fantasizers.
tokugi mousou shumi mousou
特技・妄想 趣味・妄想
Fantasies are my special skill and hobby.
kyou no "koibito" girishajin
今日の「恋人」ギリシャ人
I'll have a Greek lover today.
kore de nijuusansatsume mousou koukan nikki ni
これで 二十三冊目 妄想交換日記に
Now I'll have to take our twenty-third fantasy exchange diary
ohenji o kakanakucha
お返事を書かなくちゃ☆
and write a reply.
riaru wa mou akirameteru
リアルはもう あきらめてる
I've given up on reality,
mirakuru shinjite wa iru kedo
ミラクル 信じてはいるけど
but I still hold out for miracles.
itakute joutou !
痛くて 上等!
I don't care if it hurts!
nigun no yuutopia
2軍の ユートピア
It's a middle-tier utopia!
hanashiawase warau toka
話合わせ 笑うとか
Laughing as we chat together,
issho ni toire ikunda toka
一緒に トイレ行くんだとか
or going to the bathroom together;
nandakanda de jamakusa so
なんだかんだで 邪魔くさそ
All such things bother me,
watashi nya muri da
私にゃ 無理だ
I can't handle them.
ima taihen na no watashi no koto megutte
今 大変なの 私のこと めぐって
I'm having a hard time now:
senpai to onzoushi to myuujishan ga oogenka !
先輩と 御曹司と ミュージシャンが大げんか!
My senpai, a son of a wealthy family and a musician are having a big fight over me!
tomodachi to manga saigen
友達と マンガ再現
Re-enacting manga scenes with friends:
ano serifu chou ii yo ne !
あのセリフ 超いいよねっ!
That is such a cool line!
kurasu ni iru danshi to wa reberu chigau yo ne !
クラスにいる男子とわ レベル違うよねっ!
He is on a different level than the boys in our class,
kaminoke sarasara dashi !
髪の毛 さらさらだしっ!
and he has silky hair too!
dare ni mo zettai himitsu na no
誰にも絶対 秘密なの
It's a secret no one should know about,
watashi no mousou nikkichou
私の 妄想日記帳
my diary of delusions.
ashita wa donna koi shiyou ?
あしたは どんな恋しよう?
What kind of love should I have tomorrow?
Episode 6 「Four Little Sisters!?」
Please drink Shinomiya-kun's share, too.
You're really insistent about that for some reason, aren't you?
I'll drink it, though.
Hey, Kirara.
Are you sad when Kyoro isn't here, too?
Onee-chan, you said "too."
"Too."
Kyoro's not here?
You just noticed?
It's because you only ever eat meat.
Meat is important.
Eat plenty.
Become enlightened.
It's not working at all.
Kyoro not well?
He didn't seem ill.
His younger sister seems to have asked him for a favour.
He's got a little sister?
Apparently.
You just said you didn't ask him.
What are you, a liar?
Did you lie to me?
I just texted him.
He's going to buy his elementary school-aged younger sister a used cell phone,
so they're going to the shop together.
Shion-san
Message Received
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Onii-chan?
It's from my senior club member.
What did you tell him this time?
I told him I will entertain Mao, so he should take his time.
That's not good enough!
Tell him to come here immediately.
Within three seconds.
Why don't you text him yourself?
You expect me to push those little buttons?
I can't push ten buttons just to say "you".
You're not very good at texting, are you?
I have one.
What?
I have a younger sister, too.
Have a nice trip.
Thank you.
My sister...
Her name is Geraldine-chan?
I say Jill.
You call her Jill-chan.
She's coming all the way from Canada to see you?
That's rather impressive for an elementary schooler.
Middle school next year.
Coming soon.
Live together.
That's great.
You guys keep going on about little sisters.
But real little sisters...
They age, you know!
Of course they do.
They're only cute for a moment.
Do you understand that?
Before you know it, they're taller than you.
Little Sister
Onee-chan.
Damn it!
Seira is still about the same height as you.
No, she's one millimetre taller!
Amatsuka
I'm home.
Welcome home, Seira-sama.
Are my sisters out again today?
Yes.
They should be back this evening.
But it's still only a one millimetre difference.
It's just beginning... beginning... beginning...
This is just the beginning!
Putting your special familial circumstances aside...
What do you mean, special circumstances?
You are so lucky to have little sisters.
I wish I had one.
I wonder if someone will pass by the hallway...
What are you going to do if they do?
I will make her my little sister in the manner of our club.
She wouldn't be your little sister.
She'd be a club member.
You could call it that.
It won't work.
Everyone's too careful.
Kyoro's the only one stupid enough to walk by here.
Kyoro's coming.
Done with errand.
You always get the best parts, don't you?
Hello?
What?
Now?
Sengawa Station
Hey, were you waiting long?
No, it's fine-
Um...
Well, um...
Never mind.
Come with me.
I'll buy you something to eat.
You can have whatever you want.
Okay.
Let's see.
Are you ready to order?
Uh, um...
Well...
Onii-chan, you'd better order soon.
You're troubling the waitress.
Did you just call me Onii-chan?
Anyway, I want this.
What about you, Onii-chan?
Uh, I'll have the lunch of the day.
Very well.
You should've ordered something more expensive, like steak.
I told you I'm paying.
Actually, President...
Why are you calling me Onii-chan?
Adults can't order the children's lunch.
I can't come to a family restaurant without a guardian.
But why me?
Why not Megumi-chan or Shion-san?
It's embarrassing.
Is it not embarrassing with me?
But you're Kyoro.
Why are you having the children's lunch?
What?
Did I push a button I shouldn't have?
What could be more splendid and wonderful than a children's lunch?
You get a flag! A flag!
That flag is the best!
It's not a children's lunch without one!
This isn't about whether or not you like it.
Children's lunches are a holy thing.
Um, I think that's enough.
Thank you for waiting.
Thanks for the food!
This is a ridiculous date.
In the one in ten thousand off-chance this really is a date...
BURP
That was delicious.
That's great, President.
Are you jealous?
What?
You can't eat the children's lunch.
You're right.
I can't.
But you got your own reward, so it worked out, right?
Yes, thank you for the food.
That's not all.
You get to walk around town with this incredibly cute little sister.
You must be really happy.
Uh, I already have a little sister.
What's your problem?
Is there some law preventing you from having lots of little sisters?
I've got two of them.
It might be nice having lots of sisters, but you're the president.
Is there some law preventing presidents from being little sisters?
I'm your little sister, Onii-chan.
Onii-chan, Onii-chan!
Please don't do that.
Come on.
Onii-chan?
Kasumi?
What a surprise.
She's your school friend's younger sister.
Y-Yeah.
And you're spending time with her because she asked you to.
You're such a nice person.
Listen, pretend I'm Megu's little sister.
Why would I do that?
If word gets out a high schooler was dressed like this,
it'd be embarrassing.
But you're not embarrassed if I know?
Oh, good.
I thought you had a secret little sister, Onii-chan.
A secret sister?
But Mao-chan was so cute.
What year is she?
She's in her second year right now.
She'll be in her third year soon.
Really?
She's so big.
I thought she'd be at least a fourth grader.
What?
Chocolate bananas!
Wait, you're kidding!
Taiyaki chocolate bananas?
I'm going to go get some!
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, are you okay?
What beautiful hair.
She's like a Scandinavian fairy.
Excuse me.
Um, what should I say?
M-May I help you?
Train? Ticket?
Bye bye.
Jill.
My sister!
Sister, sister!
I met...
I met a samurai.
A samurai master.
These are delicious.
Hey, Onii-chan.
I'm almost finished with volume 11.
Can you get me volume 12?
Hey, Kasumi.
I keep telling you that this is my room.
I know.
Of course you do.
But Ma-chan was so cute.
Ma-chan?
Her hair was so fluffy.
She's just like a doll.
Yeah, it's tough to brush.
You can get it tangled if you're not used to it.
You did it?
What?
You brushed Ma-chan's hair?
Um, yeah.
I see.
Do mine.
Hands first, I think.
Onii-chan, that tickles.
Sorry.
Onii-chan, now?
Sorry.
Onii-chan.
Is something wrong?
N-Nothing.
It's nothing.
Keep going.
Do you do this for other people, too?
No, I don't. Really.
I've only done it about two times.
This will be your job.
From now on, brushing my hair after I get out of the bath will be your job.
You're acting suspicious.
President, when did you...
Where is Mori-san?
She'll be here soon.
By the way, don't call me President.
What? Are you going to call me your Onii-chan again?
No.
But you're the president.
Call me Mao when we're at my place.
I can't do that.
Thank you for waiting, Shinomiya-sama.
This is what you like, yes?
Why are you making my maid twirl every time you see her?
I told you, I didn't ask her to do it.
Oh, right. This is for you, Mori-san.
It's nothing special.
This must be in return for Valentine's Day.
Yes, they're candies.
Thank you.
You didn't give me any chocolate.
I don't have anything for you.
What did you say?
You're still bothered by something that happened a month ago?
Well, that's how White Day works.
Hello, Shinomiya-kun.
Megumi-chan.
Isn't my sister cute as an elementary school student?
The president was just recently-
This super lovely baby is me.
This is from about seventeen years ago.
What?
This person holding you is Mori-san, isn't it?
Mori-san doesn't age.
What?
It's one of the mysteries of the Amatsuka Family.
Mori-san never changes.
Oh, this is my mother.
What?
She comes in my place every Saturday and Sunday,
and whenever I am busy.
What?!
Saturday's Mori-san is... a different Mori-san?
I had no idea.
You didn't know?
Please don't approach my sisters without permission,
you shameless dog.
What?
Oh, Seira.
This is Seira.
She's our youngest sister.
Nice to meet you, Shinomiya Kyoya-sama.
I am Seira.
I have heard much about you from my sisters.
Also from Mori.
Oh, thank you.
What was that voice I just heard?
Seira, why don't you look at albums with us?
Yes, Nee-sama.
This photo brings back memories.
Your carefree smile expresses your character well.
You must not know your place, putting yourself between my sisters.
This photo.
You're so cute, Seira.
Ah, so you're one of the people who can hear her.
Um, what is that?
Ventriloquism.
Some kind of supernatural phenomenon.
A secondary sound channel.
Which do you prefer?
What?
Well, whatever it is, Megu doesn't seem to be able to hear it.
Don't tell her about it.
Is something wrong, Shinomiya Kyoya-sama?
Uh, um... what?
Huh? That's odd.
Hey, Kasumi.
What is it, Onii-chan?
Do you know where these books went?
They're novels.
Did you take them to your room?
Oh, those.
I knew it was you.
I got rid of them.
What?
You shouldn't read dirty books.
Reading dirty books will make you a boy.
What?
As your younger sister, I have a responsibility to raise you right.
Except for one volume,
those books were determined to be harmful by the Shinomiya Family Rules.
Even possessing them violated the rules.
I disposed of them.
Disposed?
Why did you throw them away?
I felt bad about throwing them away, so I simply hid them.
I will return them once you become a proper Onii-chan.
But,
Ninomiya Shuji
Communication
why did you leave just one?
This one's pretty dirty, too.
Actually, it's more that Thanatos and Eros are just inseparable.
It's not as though I want to read dirty books.
But why was this one okay?
Because, well...
The heroine is... a little sister...
What?
Never mind!
In any case, you should read that one volume!
Read it at least five times!
O-Okay.
La la sora e to la la tobasu yo
La La 空へと La La 飛ばすよ
Lala I'll fly you Lala to the sky.
watashi dake no purely sky
私だけのpurely sky
A pure sky just for me!
ikioimakase de
勢いまかせで
It's as if I rushed out
tobidashita mitai
飛び出したみたい
with full force.
chotto aseru keredo
ちょっと焦るけれど
Although I'm a little impatient like that,
kore ga watashi na no
これが私なの
this is how I am!
tanoshii koto ga dekinai nante
楽しい事が できないなんて
Not being able to do fun things,
sonna no tsumaranai desho?
そんなのつまらないでしょ?
isn't that kind of thing boring?
"watashirashiku ne"
“私らしくね”
"It's just like me"
seorii datte iranai kara
セオリーだって いらないから
I don't need any theories.
kirari kagayaku doko made mo yuku
キラリ輝くどこまでもゆく
I'll go as far as I want, sparkling and shining.
watashi dake no sora
私だけの空
A sky just for me!
docchi tsukazu no aimai yurui tenki nara
どっちつかずの曖昧ユルイ天気なら
If the weather's lukewarm and cloudy,
ashita wa hare ni shimasho
明日は晴れにしましょ
let's make tomorrow sunny!
"Let's go!"
La la sora e to la la tobasu yo
La La 空へと La La 飛ばすよ
Lala I'll fly you Lala to the sky.
watashi dake no purely sky
私だけのpurely sky
A pure sky just for me!
La la itsuka wa la la deau yo
La La いつかは La La 出会うよ
Lala some day Lala we'll meet
dare ni mo zettai! makenai watashi no sora
誰にも絶対! 負けない私の空
My sky which won't lose to anyone!
Give it up already.
What crime did you commit?
Shinomiya-kun, you committed a crime?
Are you going to confess?
Look, now Megumi-chan's copying you.
This is your fault, President.
Megu will copy anything.
When I started doing ballet,
she followed me, saying she wanted to do it if I was doing it.
Then why don't you stop saying weird things in front of Megumi-chan?
Oh, fine.
You just went to the bathroom, right?
Yes, that's right.
Shinomiya-kun, would you like some more tea?
And you'll be going again soon.
Yes, that's right.
Club
Senpai, what am I supposed to say?
You're supposed to give a preview of the next episode.
Something's going to happen in the next episode.
What do you mean, something?
Something will do something and something will happen.
What's going to happen?
I'll happen to be happening!
Episode 7 「A New Club Member Appears!」
No, you won't!
In any case, it'll be my first appearance.